Bride Wars (PG) * | Friends feud in nuptials for nitwits
Every bit as idiotic as its trailer indicated it would be, Bride Wars is an insipid comedy in which the women are shallow, acquisitive, backstabbing, selfish harridans, and the men who agree to marry them are blank slates who exist solely to provide Tiffany boxes and the merchandise inside. If nothing else, the guys will make you appreciate Sex and the City's Big, who at least had a personality to go with his jewelry-purchasing function.





